absolutelyBangkok archive · Being farang
Originally published Feb. 3, 2008
Ever felt insecure in Bangkok? Threatened by a mean Thai? You wouldn’t be the first one. Each week a couple of foreigners leave Thailand in a coffin — or an urn for that, for being a much cheaper and much less bureaucratic last way to travel.
Main reasons for foreigners dying here though are not murders. But strokes, motorcycling without helmet, swimming without checking the currents, popping a Viagra without having the stamina for it. And so on.
True. Now and then a foreigner gets murdered. Many even “disappear” without a headline. A trip to Bangkok’s central morgue will serve as quiet proof that not few foreign victims are “stored temporarily” here — to never be claimed.
Most got clear wounds. But official cause of death in most cases is “cardiac arrest”. As — as a local doctor pointed out to me — even with a knife through your heart you die of cardiac arrest.
Post-mortem evidence is scarce. To attest a cardiac arrest is therefore a politically correct, safe bet for doctors and accordingly common over here. Besides: Who would pay for a proper autopsy?
And now we’re told by raunchy foreign news reports: Most known and unknown foreign victims got murdered by heinous Thais. With the most endangered foreign species in Thailand being:
Brits.
“Is Thailand really so dangerous for foreigners?”, a recent Nation-story was titled. Go figure yourself, here’s the story:
“Besides being home to countless noodle-soup carts, coyote dancers and moaning air-hostesses, Thailand is also home to some of the most sensational rumors east of the White House — mostly spread by Westerners over a few too many glasses of the intoxicating type, and by a sensationalist foreign media.
Let’s start with some barstool rumors so terrifying that if you were sane enough, you’d be packing your bags for safer destinations like the Gaza Strip.
Thailand is a country so berserk that if you are cheesed-off with your neighbor, you can, with the assistance of one of Thailand’s professional gunmen have him instantly shot into his next life. That menacing-looking tuk-tuk driver who hangs around outside your favorite bar: Never get into any kind of conflict with that guy. Take extreme care and caution, as he’s probably part of a ruthless criminal gang.
Watch out too for every murdering ex-police officer who is supposed to be serving life behind bars: He has been swapped for a look-alike and is out roaming the streets again. And don’t forget those petite Thai women in Pattaya who are extremely skilled at lifting their tall, overweight rich foreign lovers and tossing them over a hotel balcony.
Geez, Thailand must be one of the most dangerous places in the world! But it really is (for Brits anyway) according to a leading UK tabloid, whose headline read: “With so many Britons murdered in Thailand, why does our government not warn of the dangers faced there?” The article stated that “Thailand may be friendly and engaging, yet its dark side is clearly visible”.
And as for the Thais themselves, “they tend to separate the persona they present to the world from their interior character”. The article argues its point by offering the statistic of at least 17 Brits being murdered since 2003 ~ except for Iraq, the highest percentage of any country in the world for Brits brutally slain.
Of course, most foreigners reading this would be quick to point the finger of guilt at Thais. But after doing a bit of research and obtaining the names of those supposedly horrifically murdered, I found the following: There was no news coverage whatsoever for two of the murdered; another two seemed to be obvious cases of manslaughter; and another five were actually murdered by other foreigners. The original statistic for Thai culprits is therefore slashed by half.
I can’t say that Thailand doesn’t see a high number of Westerners getting knocked-off, because it does. But for a change, I’d like the Western media, when reporting these kind of statistics, to mention the quite obvious fact that Thailand doesn’t always attract the nicest kind of foreigner. It attracts a lot of foreign criminals. Perhaps the British government ought to put out a warning stating that, too.
One murder case (which could legally be considered manslaughter) was the much publicized recent shooting by a police officer of two North American tourists in Mae Hong Son province. One tourist died while the other survived. Even though it was later confirmed by tens of foreign witnesses living in the area that the surviving woman had a well-known history of violent drunken behavior — including punching police officers — the foreign media stuck to its Thai-bashing reports. Even though the female victim went on to change her account of events preceding the shooting, the foreign Press adhered to the original sensationalized (and perhaps fabricated) reports that she was shot for no reason whatsoever by the drunk policeman. The cop, who had a history of violence, fled the scene after the shooting.
Sure, I pity the murdered guy in Pai district (and his family) and hope that the officer spends time incarcerated for this hideous crime. But I wish that the foreign media wouldn’t jump to sensational conclusions every time something like this happens. They immediately compared the crime in Pai to the awful backpacker-killing cop in Kanchanaburi a few years ago. The media should be advised instead to wait for clearer and more accurate firsthand reports before setting up the gallows and taking Thailand to the cleaners.
Then there’s the other Western media favorite: Thailand’s spicy nightlife. Some foreigners may conclude that the true fault behind sensationalist reports on this subject is Thailand’s own — due to governments and law-enforcers constantly turning a blind-eye to illegal goings-on. Yet, it could be argued that sensationalist foreign reports just make the problem worse.
Take a recent Canadian documentary by an “award-winning” journalist from Global BC. According to this enlightened reporter, after two weeks of intensive undercover research, it was found that “most of them (naughty show bars in two areas in the Silom and Sukhumvit districts in Bangkok) operate under prison-like conditions”. At these venues “a 16-year-old can be had for 600 baht a time” and “under-aged girls are numbered like cattle”.
Pattaya is no better according to the reporter: “Pre-pubescents can be found at every street corner,” “there are many hotels that allow you to rape children,” and “pedophiles who get caught can just bribe their way out”.
This documentary, when posted on YouTube, received so many complaints that it was finally pulled off the site. I am certainly not saying that this kind of activity does not go on, because it does, but sensationalist reporting like this is only going to encourage more of the worst kind of tourist to visit Thailand.
I’ll admit, and Thais will admit, that Thailand has a very high murder rate — which includes a fair number of Westerners. Thailand’s statistics, though, don’t differentiate between murder charges and murder convictions. I feel it is unfair that the foreign media continues, as it has been doing for decades, to report on this in a sensational and sometimes fabricated way. Unfortunately, this sensationalism is very similar to that purveyed by some of the foreign gossip-mongers here, who believe everything they read and hear.
And finally, I believe it is more than possible that there is a strong connection between those kind of people and foreign reporters looking for a sensational story.”
Via The Nation/ANN
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